Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered North America?
Class: Maria.
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Multiplication tables
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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How do you spell "crocodile"?
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong
Glenn: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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H two O
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K M L N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday, you said it’s H to O.
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Ten years ago
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Get closer to the ground
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Y Vân (theo The Tally Tales)