Teacher: Peter, give me a sentence starting with "I" Peter: I is.. Teacher: No, Peter … always say "I am" Peter: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet". |
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Louie: Because George still has the axe in his hand. |
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Simon: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook. |
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, sir. It’s the same dog. |
Teacher: Harold, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher |
Y Vân (theo The Tally Tales)