I ate half of a cake once when I should have only one piece. I was horrified and didn't want anyone to know, so I finished the cake, baked a whole new one, forced myself to eat the one allowed piece.
Then I barfed in the middle of dinner.
Từ vựng: barf (v) /bɑːf/: vomit - nôn mửa
I told my wife I was going to the gym, but somehow I ended up going to McDonald’s instead. I ate my cheeseburgers in a parking lot, and waited a little while until it seemed long enough for a workout. When I got home, I poured water on my head and shirt to look like I had been sweating. That is the absolute saddest and fattest thing I have ever done.
Từ vựng: workout (n) /ˈwɜː.kaʊt/: a period of physical exercise - bài tập thể dục
I did what's called a bang-bang. I ate at two completely separate restaurants, and had two full meals, back to back. I'll never do it again. I gained eight pounds that day.
Từ vựng: back-to-back: happening one after another, without interruption - xảy ra liên tiếp
At McDonald’s, I get 6 McDoubles and stack two together so I am eating three 4 patty sandwiches.
Từ vựng: stack (v) /stæk/: to arrange things in an ordered pile - chồng, xếp các thứ lên
Phoning for pizza delivery. "It’s buy one get one free today, sir." So naturally, I pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one, before telling the guy on the end of the phone that, yes, "we" will take two. Ate both in one sitting.
Y Vân (theo Tickld)